The Joys of International Real Estate

From some clients traveling in Europe and trying to get their house sold:  "We're staying at a relative's flat and he's got a printer, but I couldn't make it work.  After getting it printed out at an internet cafe, I found we didn't have a pen to sign it!  We fixed that by buying 2 espressos and charging them, and using the pen for the document, too ...  And now I've got this together, but it might not get sent until I find wifi.  We'll see."  (I got the document.)